Basically, we get asked these questions a lot, so we thought it best to add an FAQ. Happy reading.

1. Can I join?~You can always join, please just send a note with your bishie request, after having read our rules and looked at our claim list.

2. Can I claim Sasuke?~NO.

3. What about Gaara?~NO.

4. Deidara?~NO.

5. Naruto?~NO.

6. Who is available from Naruto?~No one, stop asking.

7. Well, if I can't claim characters from Naruto, how come other girls can?~Because all the characters you're asking for have already been claimed. If you find an available one, feel free to claim him.

8. What about Yami no Yuugi?~Claim him and die. ~Dee.

9. So who's available?~Check the list to see who is not available and deduce from there.

10. If he's on it, does it mean he's available?~If you're on an attendence list, does that mean you're absent?

11. If the icons don't show up, does that mean they are unclaimed?~It means your computer loads images slowly.

12. Doesn't your claim list only show the available bishies?~If you have the time to compile a list of all the available bishies in the world, you will soon find that you will no longer have free time for at least a few years. It lists claimed bishies.

13. If the series I want isn't on the list, then does that mean I can't claim the bishie I want?~No, we add fandoms as they're requested.

14. Can I have multiple bishies?~Not at first; you have to save up points and buy them.

15. Can I claim a female character?~In this club, "bishie" is short for "bishonen" and "bishonen" only.

16. But what about if she's pretending to be a man?~She's still anatomically a female right? And can a female be a bishonen? No.

17. So I really can't claim a female?~NO.

18. How do I get points?~See, we have this lovely little points journal...

19. Why am I only allowed to draw my bishie?~For contests, that is true. But for anything else you can draw any bishie you want.

20. I can't draw my bishie, what am I supposed to do?~Well, we don't judge on ability, so draw away. You know what they say, practice makes perfect.

21. Can I draw female characters or my OC?~No.

22. Can I claim an OC?~We figure that would get way too confusing and that OCs named "Narudo" with fox ears and green hair would pop up, so no.

23. Do Dee and Dakt make fun of us?~Yes. Aaaaall the time.

24. What is FUB?~You can find the information here.

25. Can I claim a bishie someone has already claimed?~::headdesk::

26. But what if the version I claim comes from an alternate universe I made up? His name is Narudo and he's evil and....~.... X_X

27. Why are you guys so slow?~Beacuse Dee has a life and Dakt doesn't do shit or because the minute we catch up, you send us ten trillion things again.

28. Okay, so when can I expect my stuff to go up?~We'll get it up daily if you can make sure there are forty-eight hours in one day so Dee can still go to both her jobs, school, do her homework, fulfill the requirements of Tri Delta, and sleep and eat and pee and things like that. If you can do that, I'll get your art up daily. If not, you'll just have to wait until my schedule permits it. It also helps if you submit less than the maximum number of submissions we've allotted you per week.

29. Can I be an Admin?~Can I have a million dollars?

30. Wouldn't things go up faster if you had another Admin?~They could... Or there could be a struggle for power and things could get ugly.

31. So you and Dakt don't want a third Admin?~Not right now, no.

32. If you ever were looking for a third Admin, what would the criteria be?~It's a secret until that moment.

33. Would you pick me if you were looking for a third Admin?~..... X_X

34. Can my "anti-" club be an affiliate?~An Anti-club goes against our goal of providing love to all bishies, because bishie stalking is about love... not hate.

35. Can I send you a picture of someone you've probably never heard of and then act insulted when you ask who it is?~No.

36. Why do you ask for a note on everything?~Because we won't see it elsewhere and we need to save it for filing purposes.

37. Why can I only send you five pieces of art at a time, in one note?~Because we have too much to do. And at this point, even that is pushing it... Five is still a lot, be grateful.

38. Can I favorite the club submissions?~Never, or you will recieve a nasty note from us. Except for the point kiribans, but I'd rather you didn't...

39. If i have a picture of my bishies and some other girl characters, can you just crop it for me?~No.

40. If I send you an unfinished picture, will you put it up?~We'd rather you only sent us completed work.

41. If you don't read my note right away, should I assume it got lost and resend it?~No, unless it's been more than three weeks and other submissions have been going up without it, as we generally tend to go in order.

42. What if it's a join note or a contest note?~We go in order. Generally all contest submissions go up at once. Join requests may have breaks in them depending upon whether or not the Admins forgo uploading join requests in favor of sleep or prior commitments to real life. Or if you requested a female, claimed bishie, or something that generally confuses the Admins....

43. Wait, so dA isn't your life?~..... No.

44. So why did you make this club if you don't have the time for it?~The Admins made this club out of a desire to fulfill their own amusement. They thought it might be popular, but they certainly didn't expect upwards of four join requests per day. They are doing the best they can with the amount of time they have to complete the things that need to get done.

45. Why don't I have any points yet?/Why am I not being watched by the club?~You're probably still pending, or since you keep things so well hidden, we can't find your taglines or icons and then Dee has to chase you all over dA and she really hates doing that.... So she usually gives up. If you are sick of being pending, just show Dee your icons and signature tags. Be proactive.

46. Do I have to watch the club?~Do you want to join the club? Here's a hint, they both have the same answer.

47. What should I do if I don't have a scanner?~Tell us where you live and we'll drive down to pick up the original so we can take it home and scan it for you! That's a joke.

48. Can you just choose my bishie for me?~NO.

49. Why am I not listed with my bishie in the claims list?~You either motioned to claim someone who was already taken or you did not respond to our notes asking who exactly it was you wanted to claim.

50. Was this FAQ easy to make and can I ask more FAQs?~The only time consuming part was compiling the questions. Please feel free to add any other questions you may still have that we did not answer. Though by now, everything should be answered... Excpet for maybe how to take a screencapture and what a kiriban is.... Oh well, next time.